When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.

Any man should be happy who is allowed the patience of his wife, the tolerance of his children, and the affection of waiters.

Lewis Carroll

That which chiefly causes the failure of a dinner party is the running short -- not of meat, nor of drink, but of conversation.

Charles Eames

We don't take our pleasures seriously enough.

Groucho Marx

Comedy is when you slip on a banana peel; tragedy is when I slip on a banana peel.

Garrison Keillor

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

G.W.F. Hegel

What experience and history teach is that people and governments have never learned anything from history.


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