Bill Lyon

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

Bette Midler

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts without sufficient capital to form a corporation.

Tell your boss what you think of him, and the truth shall set you free.

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.

I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.


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