Bart Simpson

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

Homer Simpson

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer Simpson

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Captain John Sheridan

If the primates that we came from had known that someday politicians would come out of the gene pool, they'd've stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea.

Alan Shepard

It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract.

Hercule Poirot

The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances.

A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What one can be, one must be. This need we call self-actualization.

If the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Abigail Adams

We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.


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