It's not what we don't know that hurts, it's what we know that ain't so.

The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes before the first lesson.

Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again.

Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of jerks.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

Kin Hubbard

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of 10 people couldn't start a conversation.

American college students are like American colleges -- each has half-dulled faculties.

L. M. Boyd

There are approximately 350 different kinds of sharks, not counting loan and pool.

Karen Elizabeth Gordon

Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.


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