Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
Never mistake motion for action.
The world is divided into two classes: invalids and nurses.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
Everything changes but the avant garde.
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.
Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.
There will be a rain dance on Friday, weather permitting.
People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.