When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
It's the responsibility of the media to look at the President with a microscope, but they go too far when they use a proctoscope.
Your public servants serve you right.
Calvin Coolidge didn't say much, and when he did he didn't say much.
In America, anyone can become President. That's one of the risks you take.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Conservatives are satisfied with present evils. Liberals want to replace them with new ones.
A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time. A liberal feels it should happen, but not now.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.