One night we play like King Kong, the next night like Fay Wray.
I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two-hundred hits.
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you an idiot.
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
I only know two pieces. One is Claire de Lune and the other one isn't.
Do it big or stay in bed.
Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordian but doesn't.
There is no law against composing music when one has no ideas whatsoever. The music of Wagner, therefore, is perfectly legal.
The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it.