Covert Bailey

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Jim Eason

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

There are very few people who don't become more interesting when they stop talking.


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