People on horses look better than they are; people in cars look worse.

You can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

I'm Feel So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here

Ernie Kovacs

Television: a medium. So-called because it is neither rare nor well-done.

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

It's always easier to see a show you don't like the second time because you know it ends.


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