An existential map has "You are here" written all over it.
Traffic signs in New York are just rough guidelines.
If you see a sign on the freeway that says, "Los Angeles 445 miles," say to yourself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
We're all in this alone.
If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel you are looking the wrong way.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
The less things change, the more they remain the same.
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another. It is one damn thing over and over.