The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Start slow and taper off.
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
Every generation laughs at the old fashions but religiously follows the new.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
The wages of sin are unreported.