People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Work is of two kinds: 1) Altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter. 2) Telling other people to do so.

Never face facts. If you do, you'll never get up in the morning.

Kirk Douglas

If you become a star, YOU don't change, everyone else does.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.


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