Larry Gelbart

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Henry Kissinger

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Gail Godwin

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.


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