People tell me one thing and out the other.
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
There was another war-related casualty today: The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.
The national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
I'm So Low It's an Uphill Climb to the Bottom
From the Gutter to You Ain't Up