If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
And that's the world in a nutshell -- an appropriate receptacle.
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.