Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Hell, there are no rules here! We're trying to get something accomplished.
Software doesn't have bugs. It just develops random features.
What's another word for thesaurus?
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot Windows faster.
If you think you know the meaning of the prefixes "inter" and "intra", consider that Hawaii has an Interstate Highway.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Budget: a method for going broke methodically.