Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll fix it in software.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll document it in the manual.
We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
If you wish to shoot at a king, do not wound him.
It takes one woman nine months to make a baby. You can't expect nine women to accomplish the same in one month.
Place me in the company of those who seek the truth, and deliver me from those who have found it.
All I want is the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.
The only force capable of preserving a thing is the force which created it.