Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll fix it in software.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll document it in the manual.

We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.

It takes one woman nine months to make a baby. You can't expect nine women to accomplish the same in one month.

Place me in the company of those who seek the truth, and deliver me from those who have found it.

All I want is the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.

Etienne Gilson

The only force capable of preserving a thing is the force which created it.

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