If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Dave Barry

Today's scientific question: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

A person has two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason and the real reason.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Meeting: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.


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