Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the ESC key.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Don't drive as if you own the road. Drive as if you own the car.
Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak?
Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments.
To remember is to understand.
Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.