Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it.
It is a pity that Chawcer, who had geneyus, was so unedicated. He's the wuss speller I know of.
Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay. I came to say, I must be going.
Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many?
I never understand anything until I have written about it.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Common sense is not so common.
The art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to the other.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
When in doubt, tell the truth.