A dog always wants to be on the other side of the door.
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
2 + 2 = 4, unless you're talking about the inches of a 2-by-4 board.
If at first you don't succeed, hire a contractor.
You must pay for your sins. If you've already paid, please disregard this notice.
Patience is fine, but it never helped a rooster lay an egg.
Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.
Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
A long run of good luck is a sure sign of bad luck.
Man is a two-legged animal without features.