Don't try to stem the tide. Move the beach.
You never know how you look 'til you get your picture took.
If people don't want to come out, there's no way you're gonna stop 'em.
Tiny objects, when dropped, run and hide.
The amount of fuel in your car varies directly with the time available to refuel.
You only run out of gas after your spouse tells you to stop for gas before you run out.
Whenever there is a flat surface, someone will find something to put on it.
When you're over the hill, you pick up speed.
It tastes better in somebody else's house.
Safe' decision making: If three out of four are using square wheels, the fourth will follow.