Time is relative. Compare a two week vacation to a two week diet.
If at first you don't succeed...welcome to the club!
A fight starts only with the second blow.
Avoid today if you possibly can.
Difference between an explosion and an implosion: An implosion goes !GNAB
It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.
Class reunion: when alumni get together to find out who's too successful to show up.
Food adds a festive touch to any meal.
Always have a pizza cut into 6 slices. Eating 8 is too many.
Nobody gets killed in a computer crash. They just wish they were dead.