Never ask a question you don't REALLY want to know the answer to.

Cordell Hull

Never insult an alligator until after you've crossed the river.

No matter what you do to instant coffee, it always tastes like instant coffee.

If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Konrad Adenauer

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.


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