Money does not necessarily bring happiness. People with 100 million dollars are no happier than people with 50 million.
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.
I have enough money to last the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.
If you get to 35 and your job still involves wearing a name tag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
A committee is a group who keeps minutes and loses hours.
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Money can't buy you friends, but it can buy you a better class of enemy.
A filing cabinet is a useful container where things can be lost alphabetically.
Overtime: Time spent in the evening doing the work you never quite got around to during the day.
Boss: One who's late when you're early and early when you're late.