Never be first to do anything.
Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence.
Three successive correct guesses defines an expert.
If it works, don't fix it.
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that's the way to bet.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be the headlight of an oncoming train.
The easiest way to find something is to buy a replacement.
Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.
D'liver D'letter D'sooner D'better
If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If it's too big to pick up, paint it.