Albert Einstein

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

Jerry Seinfeld

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Albert Einstein

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.

Groucho Marx

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.

If I had to live my life all over again, I'd do it all exactly the same -- only I wouldn't read Beowulf.

Johnny Cash

Life is a path lived only by the light of those we love.

Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and woman -- and the other 10 percent I wasted.


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