The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of humanity.
In human relations, kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths.
Fight crime -- shoot back.
Even Kings dream of other jobs.
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed!
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
If you're really good at something, it's only because it's obsolete.
The best way to end up with a million dollars is to give your stockbroker two million dollars.
Data is not information until it is organized. Information is not knowledge until it is analyzed. Knowledge is not power until it is wisely utilized.
I'd just like to shoot that Murphy! But alas, my gun would probably jam.