I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Its amazing how many people drive as if they are late for their own funeral.

The reason IT people mix up Halloween and Christmas is because 31-OCT = 25-DEC.

Christopher Reeve

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible. Then they seem improbable. And then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

H. Oaks

Excellence is best achieved in pursuit of perfection.

There are two kinds of people in the world. There's the kind that say there are two kinds of people in the world, and the kind that say there aren't.

Aldous Huxley

The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human.

Ethel Barrymore

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

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