Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A Nervous Wreck.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.

Q: Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A: Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick.

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