Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate clauses.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A Nervous Wreck.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A: Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick.