A man of my spiritual intensities does not eat corpses.
The defect of equality is that we only desire it with our superiors.
Once a woman is made man's equal, she becomes his superior.
It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.
I sipped the cognac. It tasted like semi-viscous airplane fuel from the Amelia Earhart era.
Foods that are said to do one good generally taste of sawdust and burnt rubber.
All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man ever does; that is his.
You see an awful lot of guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
Humanity is like people packed in an automobile which is traveling downhill without lights at a terrific speed and driven by a small four-year-old child. The signposts along the way are all marked 'Progress'.