Men are like car alarms. They both make a lot of noise no one listens to.
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
A man being rich is like a girl being pretty. You might not marry her just because she's pretty, but goodness, doesn't it help?
I feel sorry for men; they have more problems than women. In the first place, they have to compete with women as well as with each other.
If we take matrimony at its lowest, we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
It goes far toward reconciling me to being a woman when I reflect I am thus in no danger of marrying one.
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: There is not as much in it as represented in the advertising.
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.