He reminds me of the ocean: He makes me sick.
I remember him when he only had one stomach.
Make somebody happy: Mind your own business.
He has a nasty speech impediment: his foot.
I thought of him today. I was at the zoo.
His parents are siblings.
Only really plain people know about love. The very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day.
Young people think money's the most important thing in life. Only when they get older do they it know it for sure.