The Internet is a great way to get on the net.
No matter which direction you start, it's always against the wind coming back.
Football players win football games.
Most lies about blondes are false.
I invented the Internet.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
It's easier to seek forgiveness than to get permission.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
It's impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
Happy endings depend on stopping the story before it's over.