Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
I want to say something positive, but I can't think of anything. Will you take two negatives?
Under California election law, virtually anybody can run for governor, except, of course, smokers.
There are people who have money and people who are rich.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Live everyday like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. 1st: "I've lost my electron." 2nd: "Are you sure?" 1st: "Yes, I'm positive..."
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
My father carries around the picture of the kid that came with his wallet.