You know you're in a small town when the restaurant closes at lunch so the waitress can go home and eat.
Some people see the glass as half empty, some as half full. I see the glass as too big.
George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.
If the shoe fits... get another one just like it.
You know you're getting old when your birthday cake looks like a prairie fire.
You know you're getting old when they've discontinued your blood type.
You know you're getting old when your favorite drink is Metamucil.
You know you're getting old when your walker has an airbag.
If at first you don't succeed, call it 1.0, sell it, and use the revenue to build a version that actually works.
Professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Arc.