The difference between false memories and true ones is the same for jewels: The false ones look the most real, the most brilliant.

George Carlin

The reason the mainstream is referred to as a stream is because of its shallowness.

H. L. Mencken

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

The best beer in the world is the beer that is in front of me.

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.

Hunter S. Thompson

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.

It would be just like programmers to shorten 'the year 2000 problem' to 'Y2K' -- exactly the kind of thinking that created this situation in the first place.


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