She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.

He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.

Bertrand Russell

In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.

Jon Stewart

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in the classroom.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.


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