Politicians who complain about the press are like sailors complaining about the weather.
The surest test of discipline is its absence.
Change is the price of survival.
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
Honesty is the best policy -- when there's money in it.
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
If you want a friend, get a dog.
A dozen, a gross, and a score... Plus three times the square-root of four... Divided by seven... Plus five times eleven... Is nine squared and not a bit more.
Man is born to live, not to prepare for life.
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.