California Civil Code

#3529. That which ought to have been done is to be regarded as done.

I only drink fortified wines during bad weather. Snowstorm, hurricane, tornado -- I'm not particular, as long as it's bad. After all, any storm for a Port

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.

I'm an idealist: I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

Joe Bob Briggs

Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.

Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.

Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had become socially correct for girls.

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?


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