Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
Out of every 10 people, 1 understands binary and the other doesn't.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy; I mean that if you are happy you will be good.
Switching is a science. Radio is an art. Grounding is Black Magic.
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.