Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
It is not enough to do good; one must do it in the right way.
A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth.
To know another language is to have a second soul.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Charm is the ability to solicit the answer 'yes' before the question has been posed.
French is wonderful; you can speak it when you're drunk!
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind.
A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.